First let me introduce myself. My name is Bobby Q. I’m the mascot for Michael, the guy who will be managing this blog. Most people will wonder how a pig manages to type, and those people are idiots.
This blog will be very simple. If you are not seeking advice, Michael is there to offer it anyways. If you are seeking advice, Mike will offer it also, and while he won’t admit it, I doubt he enjoys that as much.
It won’t be entirely unwelcome. If you’re reading this, obviously you are bored and need something to do. So here’s the first bit of unwelcome advice. Bookmark/subscribe/make this blog your homepage.
The parts that won’t be unwelcome will come later. After all, if you can’t trust an anthropomorphic pig, who can you trust?